EXODUS.TXT

Leaving the Planet - By SwampRat 
(c) 1992 The Rishathran Society

I finally left Earth.. For good. "What ya writing?" "Finally out of the shower,
eh?" "Don't change the subject.." He came over and rubbed his chin on my
shoulder. "Still damp.." Licked my ear.. "When did that ever stop ye?" I
reached down and fondled the sheathed cock. "3 Guesses.." The Delfin growled,
thrusting his hips against my arm. "If it's another of them Mating Fantasies, I
want to Read it.. They turn me on so much!" I chuckled. "Anything Male turns
you on.. Now go dry and let me finish.. If you're good, I'll clamp your
nipples." His eyes shone with lust as he rubbed his butt against me. "And if
I'm bad?" I tweaked his nose. "I'll find another lover.. Why? You going to turn
into a lousy lay?" He growled and squeezed my nuts. "Come to the Fuckin' Room
and find out.." I pulled the muzzle down and kissed it. Then slapped his hairy
rump. "Dry off first.. I want you oiled, and not smelling like wet-dog." He
sashayed off, wriggling his butt, and tail in a most erotic way. "Keep that up
and you won't make it to the room.." He shoved his hips back. "Do it to me!" I
shook my head.. How am I supposed to keep this journal when I get interrupted
all the time? "All promises and no action.. Good thing I got a Vibrator!"

                             * * *

I stayed during the First Wave. They were on a Crusade and all the Gung-Ho
types boarded their ships and left.. Never to be heard from again. I told the
Drafting Board what they could do with their 'Volunteer Duty'. I did notice
that the Earth was lot more.. Peaceful. The Gangs had lost most of their
leaders. The Armed Services were drained from All countries. Those with any
hatred towards others and didn't mind being put aboard a spacecraft, were gone.
Crime was nonexistent.. So was a good third of the population. Which was ok,
since the aliens bought a tract of Desert that nobody else wanted and put up a
colony. Then came the Second Wave.. I almost left with that one. They had more
arms and legs than we did, but that was alright. They wanted Colonists.
Pioneers to help them build Outposts on faraway Planets. That got rid of close
to half of who was left.. I admit it sounded ideal. You are given a
partner-family and a parcel of land. It's your job to clear out a spot,
cultivate foodstuffs or harvest it from the local flora, and survive. That's
it.. You and your extended family are now owners of a piece of land. Continue
until you get to another border.. Or become a City.

Tempting offer.. But just not me. Besides I was now Supervisor. Of an Automated
Plant.. The Ungoes were good to those who stayed. They bought a bunch of South
America.. And Re-planted trees! They were originally tree-dwellers. I found out
they preferred to build under wooden growths. So we had two colonies.. Then
came the third wave... And My lover with the unpronounceable name.. He had the
general appearance of a bear. With Raccoon Markings.. A Leaf-shaped tail, with
rings. Don't ask me why.. There's hardly enough tail to ring! His scrotum is
leathery, hairless and holds Three oval testicles. When I asked him why three,
he complained about my only having two.. "Damned Cheap Frooskin Thing.. Hey
Bumper, Get yer smooth ass in here and fix this Vibe.. Fuck the Vibe, Get yer
ass in here so I can use it!" Will have to add to this later.. Duty calls.

                             * * *

So do Meteorites.. Right in the middle of Snooze-time. I should ask FurryAss
where we are headed.. But I am almost afraid of the answer. He says he's a
pilot for some Military Branch or another.. Detached to some Planet or another.
His language is part-bark and part yodel.. And I already told him I ain't
ripping My vocal cords out just so I could say his full name. The Delfin is up
front, pretending to know what he was doing.. That should keep him occupied for
a while. I know how to run the ship, but I ain't gonna tell Him that. But I'm
getting ahead of myself..

                             * * *

The Third Wave was Furries.. All shapes, sized, and dispositions. They went
from one end of the planet to the other. I didn't mind.. In fact I got to lay
with some of them. They always told me I was fantastic.. Five minutes of
foreplay, they blow their wads, and pass-out. And That's it. I didn't hump them
while they were asleep.. No fun. Well, a few of the furrier ones got buggered..
Alright.. I screwed most of them! Damned conscience.. The next morning they
would just lavish me with praise about how a hot stud I am. What a crock.. The
only one to last half the night wanted me to tie him up and Beat him! Not screw
him.. Just beat him. So I did.. Until my arm got sore. "Oh, Please.. Don't
stop." I grabbed his ass. "Hey! I'm not into that.. *Gulp*" I jerked his snout
down. "You are tied up in My Basement. If I wanted to, I could stick a Teaser
up your ass, turn it on full.. And nobody would know." I gave the large nipples
a squeeze, and he moaned. "I thought you Liked pain.." I bent his erection,
then jerked it.. "Bastard!" I pulled his horse-face down. "Perhaps some
piercing.. A nose-ring to start.." He shuddered as I bit the flared nostrils.
"But first let's get those big balls emptied. That Is what you want - Isn't
it.." He swallowed, then nodded.. A tear ran down his cheek.

Then he yelped as I slapped his butt, Squeezing the flesh. Did it again..
"Cum.." I growled, feeling the flesh warm under my hands. "I.. Ah! Oh, Yes..
Ah! Harder!! Aaahh!" I stuffed my cock between the reddened cheeks and twisted
his erection. "Cum, My pretty stallion. Cum for Wolfie.. Afore he gets too
hungry and gnaws on this slab of tasty meats.." The animal jerked, shuddered..
I grabbed his nuts and mauled them. Then held on for the ride as semen
splattered across the floor.. His butt clenched my dick tight and he whinnied
lustily. I kept twisting his thick penis until it stopped jetting and simply
dribbled. "One last bit of torture, Pony.." I got on my knees and lapped at the
too sensitive head. The animal shrieked, trying to rip free of the sensations
my tongue was causing.. I finally popped the head in my mouth and sucked the
dregs out. Then patted it. "Well, What did you think of.. Shit." Out cold
again.. I sighed, and undid the straps. Propped him in the shower and washed us
both off. Stuck him in bed. Awoke with a note stuck to my table.. "Best sex
ever! When next in town, want to do it Exactly the same way again.. Pony." And
a hundred Chim Note.. Must be a traveling salesman.

I put the money away.. Since I was one of only a dozen living beings in The
Plant, I got paid well. "Hey.. You never told me you were into Bondage.." "I'm
not.. Unless I feel mean. Ouch!" He grabbed my balls. "How do I get you feeling
mean?" The beast growled in my ear. "Simple.. Don't mate with me for a week."
He jerked upright. "Not even a dick-nibbling?" I shook my head. "Damn! And I
even bought a Holding Rack that fit my frame.." I grinned. "Are they the
self-locking kind?" He snarled, and bit my ear. "Master beat his slave?" "If
his slave is in Chains, Probably.. Especially for keeping me up with his
snoring!" "I don't snore.. Besides, you know how many times I had to stick my
finger in your mouth to shut you up?" I chuckled. "Your Finger? Since when did
your finger shoot semen?" He growled and dropped his robe. "Beat my ass well,
Master.."

                             * * *

"Hey! Wait!! Come Back Here!!" I followed the sex-fiend into the Recreation
room ("Sex is a Recreation..") and helped him into the H-shaped holder.
Attached chains to his wrists, and ankles. Took up the slack, so he was held
fast, but not stretched. "What Master do now.." he panted. I stroked his
erection and kissed him. "Finish my story without interruptions.." And walked
out. "Oscar.." The robot clanked out from his service entrance. "Clean up the
mess in the rec room, Please." Then I inserted a card into his slot. The eyes
lit up. "At once, Sir.." He clanked to the creature who was Still cursing my
lineage. "What do You want.. Hey! Ouch! Stop!!" A ragged moan came from the
room as a metal appendage smacked a fur-covered ass. "You have been bad. So you
are to be spanked.. 10 swats. 10 Swats. 10.. Malfunction.." The door closed on
the tender scene. I chuckled.. Bondage indeed!

                             * * *

I would have never met the Delfin except I had to tend bar.. Dantonie was a
friend. He was also a Twink, A Pimp, and a Runner. He got me connections when I
got Too horny. Also turned me onto Hypnovid. Best learning tool ever.. I needed
to sharpen my skills after the Second exodus. Jobs were plentiful.. If you had
knowledge. By then Automatons had taken over all the menial jobs. Most people
lived off the dole.. A Fund put together by the Government from the gross
profits of selling the Aliens our Land. Some refused to take it, despite the
fact they were doing a Much better job of keeping the land than we did. Others,
like myself, Preferred to Work. That's when I learned about Hypnovid. A helmet
goes over your head, and anything you wish to learn about is fed directly into
your brain. I had to get one on loan.. Which meant I signed my first paycheck
away. The beings didn't seem the Least perturbed. In fact they were delighted
to see a Human use their product. I learned Robotic Repair, Basic Linguistics,
Higher Math, and a bunch of technical data. I didn't understand some of it, but
that wasn't Their fault. As they told me, The Technical Manuals were not
intended for deep learning.

Just skimming for Techs who needed a refresher. About the only time I took off
the helmet was when I showered. Which I did once a week.. For a month straight,
all I did was eat, sleep, and Learn. And it was these tapes that got me my
job.. I was Quality Inspector for Howser Plant #3. Which meant I got to beat on
tubes of metal, toss valves into walls and try my best to damage and/or undo
parts that were not supposed to be undoable. My kind of Job! Every now and
again I had to use the tool box. Since I was the only who knew how to repair A
Froomer Beltix Station, and nobody else Cared to learn, I got the call. And
every time I did, I got a day off.. With pay! Well, Dantonie calls me and says
he needs to leave for a day. I shrugged.. "You got more connections than I do."
"No, No.. I need somebody to cover for me at my Second job.." I shook my head.
"No can do. I'm too old to run.. What? A Bartender.. S. H. I. T. Trust you to
remember I still had my license. Wait a minute.. I ain't gettin' dressed in no
damn tutu, Friends or not!" He said it was alright to just come in slacks and a
shirt.. "No Frilly Cuffs.. And I ain't piercing my nipples again, Either!" What
that boy could talk me into when were younger..

I wrote the time and date down. "Give me some instructions on how to get
there.. And Don't slobber all over the phone. Oh, Yes You Will find a Way To
Repay Me.." And guess who called the night before. "Yes, sir.. No, I don't
mind. You sure? No, Sir.. Thank You Sir." I put the vid down.. Well. I was to
come in tomorrow and re-wire a panel. Then take a weeks vacation while the
Plant is re-tooled.. With Pay. I pinched myself just to make sure I wasn't
sleeping.. "This Bastard Robot shorted a fuse.." "John.." Another robot came
out of it's service bay. "Yes?" I put a card in his slit and attached a few
things to his cleaning servos. "Go help Oscar clean up the mess in the rec
room, Please." He clanked off. "What the Hell? You Hairless Small-Dicked
Bastard! Come in here and do it.. right. Ohh Shit!" "Anal exercises.. 100
Thrusts with a frilled dildo. Ready? 1.. 2.. 3.." The door closed as a wail
came from the creature. I chuckled to myself.. There were 40 exercises on that
side alone.. And I had modified them all! Back to the Journal.

                             * * *

The next day I went up to the panel.. And found it weighed a Ton! Took me the
better part of an hour just to get it open.. Then it was wire, wire, wire.
Lunch. Then test a circuit and replace it, tossing the bad ones in a bucket.
Finally I wrestled the door back into it's slot. Wonderful.. I had barely
enough time to find the place. Leaving a note about sticky panels that mere
humans couldn't lift, I tossed my waste in the Disposall, and left the plant.
Punched the coordinates on the Navcomp and I was away towards an unknown bar.
The chrono dial said I was early. Good.. I sent the transport on it's way, and
looked at the sign. 'Full Moon Tavern'.. I rapped on the door. "Yes?" "I was
sent by Dantonie.." What crap. "Who?" I growled. "Dantonie.. The Twink who
knows I have a BarStamp." That was on a tape too. 'How to mix drinks from
ArsnicShooters to Zexen.' I never knew how many ways legal narcotics could be
mixed together.. The door opened. "A question.. how did you get That past the
censors.." The Ungoe stared at me. "What do you mean, Human?" I jerked my thumb
at the sign. "That.. A pair of buns, with a furry hand sliding a certain digit
between 'em. I may not get out much, But I ain't dumb either.."

The creature twittered and let me in. "You saw it. You actually saw it!. Oh
My.." He fell in a heap. Just great.. I picked the monkey with eight arms..
legs... Whatevers, and put him on a stool. Then went behind the bar. There was
a standard Autoserver, a frilly apron.. "Forget it!" And a punchpad. I keyed my
number in, waited for the green light and tried to get a Frizz. Nothing. I
punched the number up again.. Nothing. I hit the pad so hard it shook.
"Damnit.. Give me a Frizz!" "Why?" I looked at the panel. "You have a voice
interface?" "No.." A creature who was a yellow blob with a bunch of tentacles,
came around the corner.. An audible sniffing sound came as it rolled closer. "I
just got off work and came here.. Ok? Now I want a Frizz to revive This
thing.." I pointed to the Ungoe. "Oh.." A ropy arm slid over and tapped a code
in. A beep told me the panel was unlocked. I re-ordered a Frizz. The stick
appeared on the bar. I handed it to the Froomer. Who broke the stick.. Over the
Monkey's head! "We got a few ticks before opening.. Get over there and be
ready. If need be, stick plugs up your nose!" The creature shook himself and
groggily got to his station. I took the far side of the bar.

Another creature who looked like a cartoon hippo took the middle. "Hi.. New
one, eh? I'm Popper.. Need anything just call." Then he lifted my arm and
shoved his nose under it.. Inhaled deeply. "Ahhh... Human Musk. Good choice..
You should be popular!" He winked at me and left. I was going to break a
certain nose for this.. At least I had the bend. In Bars there are three
types.. well, four. But Cruisers don't count. Those who come to check out the
merchandise or be merchandise.. They go to the booths. The chatty types who
want to tell you all about how they boffed a Trivid star.. And those who come
to drink. They usually end up at the end of the bar, near the restrooms. It's
dark, quiet and not too many beings bother you. If they want to discuss
problems or sports or how the population keeps disappearing into space, That is
the place for it. The usual bunch came in first.. They were there to be seen.
Drink a few.. Laugh about the last place to be Seen in. And vanish. Some of
them sniffed the air, but nobody came Near me. I still had my service shirt
on.. I rolled the sleeves up and set the magnets so they would stay up. The
next wave was the Cruisers.. Following the Social Pagers. They stayed longer.

After all, Mustn't look Too desperate.. That came later when a pillar was
better than going home alone, and as long as it was male they would have a go
at it.. Finally came those who were there for the conversation. And the booze..
Quite a few twinks came over and gave me the eye, whispering to their friends.
Most talked about how far things have fallen when a common worker's dress
passed for high fashion. Finally, their noses unplugged.. Then the whispers
Really flew... A few of the bolder ones asked me my choice of body perfumes. I
told them I didn't believe in such stuff. And if they were offended by my
Natural body odor, I would be happy to leave.. I Did have a Job, after all. And
was only doing this as a Favor.. It probably would have been better if I had
kept my big yap shut.. But I hated Plastic People. Even if they weren't Human..
Pretty soon the Hippo came over to me and tugged at my arm. "May I.." I
shrugged and let him put his pudgy paw in my armpit.. "It is!" He squealed...
"Wet? Yes.. I spent most of the day rewiring a panel. Got done wrestling a
sticky door back in place to jump a transport and come here.. I haven't had
time to wash.. Or change shirts."

The creature positively danced.. "I Knew they couldn't synth That odor.." He
looked like he wanted to cut his fingers off and bronze them. Somebody called
for another round and he reluctantly removed his paw out from under my arm.
"And Yes, I do sweat a bit.." Must be into Water Sports.. The animal fairly
levitated back to his station. A howl came from the Rec Room.. Oops. Forgot
about the Penis Enlarger portion of that Tape.. Oh, well. He.. He.. He!

                             * * *

The evening turned into night and I didn't soak my shirt.. But came damned
close. Not even one blasted fan.. No wonder everybody dressed in as little as
possible. Then Hippo came over again.. "Yes?" He stared at my shirt.. Then
crowed. "He has! He's undone a button.." What kind of jaded twerps came here?
"Want me to undo two?" He stared at me like I had just told him he won the
Male-Nude pageant.. "Would you?" I grinned and gathering up the material,
popped the second button free. Hippo just about fainted. What a buncha pansies!
Too quiet.. Better go see if That one shorted out as well.

                             * * *

Ambushed! Two whole standard days tied to a bed, while a horny rug is doing
everything possible to make you cum.. And I had to repair the Service Robots.
Seems nobody thought that somebody might ejaculate into the cleaning orifices.
And the sticky stuff gummed the works up, but good! "Serves Ya Right! Sic a
pair of re-programmed vacuums on me, will ya.. How soon before we can do it
again?"

                             * * *

Well, it was interesting.. Now, I'm a waste carrier. You know.. The stuff that
nobody wants lying around and is too polite to touch? I get paid good too. It's
just a matter of accelerating towards a sun. Dropping the tow-beam. And
skipping over the star as it eats the shuttle, and it's contents.. Then going
to the next destination. It is a Little dangerous.. The Beam might not turn off
and spin you both into the star. Or you may drop too early and have to push the
cargo in.. Not good for those who have problems with Hard Radiation. Or you
might skip right into the path of another vessel, who is also skipping.. Then
it's like a pinwheel. You go spinning into oblivion.. The other ship skips with
a wobble and usually ends in a moon. Nose first.. But I have been lucky so far.
"What ya writing?" "Finally out of the shower, eh?" "Don't change the
subject.." He came over and rubbed his chin on my shoulder. "Still damp.."
Licked my ear.. "When did that ever stop ye?" I reached down and fondled the
sheathed cock. "3 Guesses.." The Delfin growled, thrusting his hips against my
arm. "If it's another of them Mating Fantasies, I want to Read it.. They turn
me on so much!" I chuckled. "Anything Male turns you on.. Now go dry and let me
finish.. If you're good, I'll clamp your nipples."

His eyes shone with lust as he rubbed his butt against me. "And if I'm bad?" I
tweaked his nose. "I'll find another lover.. Why? You going to turn into a
lousy lay?" He growled and squeezed my nuts. "Come to the Fuckin' Room and find
out.." I pulled the muzzle down and kissed it. Then slapped his hairy rump.
"Dry off first.. I want you oiled, and not smelling like wet-dog." He sashayed
off, wriggling his butt, and tail in a most erotic way. "Keep that up and you
won't make it to the room.." He shoved his hips back. "Do it to me!" I shook my
head.. How am I supposed to keep this journal when I get interrupted all the
time? "All promises and no action.. Good thing I got a Vibrator!" Wait a
Minute! Didn't I just say that? And how the hell did he get on board?!?
Furrybutt growled at me. "Yes you did.. Now, come to bed. We mate for life you
know.." I sighed and went after him.

                             * * *

How do you work this thing.. Blast! Ah. I am Rgnoiecew Fockjbgrjnyuh, Delfin.
My lover and mate I call Bumper, because he bumps my hips so nicely when he
buggers me.. And when I bugger him. Right now, he is busy 'entertaining' two of
my cousins to whom I owed favors.. Ah, listen to him gurgle. I would never have
thought of taking both cocks in My muzzle.. The human is a wealth of
information, increasing my status and power every day. Soon I shall have the
Second Dillanc I have worked so hard to gain.. And I shall keep this male by my
side. This may shock some.. But I enjoy the human's company. Besides, we mate
for life, Even if Life is but a Rank away from being changed. I wonder how my
Wife shall enjoy the male.. Both of us on her at one time? Hmm.. I believe he
is rubbing off on me!

The End