ZOOPRIME.TXT - 2/26/99
By SwampRat
(cl) 1999 Gay Furry Association

A Zoo Primer I - Less Serious

See King. King is a Big Dog. King has Big Needs.
See Mark. Mark owns King. Mark hasn't let King have Any nookie.
Oh Look, See Mark bend over for the Newspaper.
See King Mount Mark. Mark is screwed in more ways than one.

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See Jane. Jane has a Special Friend. His name is "Fuck Me Harder!"
Jane wants to be with her Special Friend. She calls him in and pats him.
She pats him in a Special Way. This makes him Very Happy. 
See Jane take All her clothes off, and get down on all fours.
Jane does this so she can Kiss her Special Friend Right between his hind legs.

Oh Look. See all the Lights go on. 
See all the people coming out of the bedroom.
They are Jane's Friends and Family. They wanted to Surprise her.
I think they did.

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See John. John is a Hunter. That is bad. Bad, John, Bad.
John is putting on Pherenomes to Attract things to shoot. Bad, John, Bad.
See John walking through the woods. Oh Look. There is a Bear.
John is going to shoot the Bear.

Oh Look. There is Another Bear. And Another Bear. And a Buck.
See John drop his gun. See John Run. Run John Run.
See John get gang-tackled. See the animals Rip John's clothes off.
Maybe John should not have wiped his hands on His Pants.

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See John. John is back in the woods. John does not have his gun.
John Does have another bottle of Pherenomes. See John strip.
See John rub the liquid on his body. See the Stampede headed towards John.
John is going to have Many new Friends.

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A Zoo Primer II - More Serious

See the Man walk into the Zoo. He has a Big coat on. 
See the Man walk up to a group of people.
See the Man Pull his coat open. The man isn't wearing anything.
See People holler and cover their children's eyes.

Oh Look. See the Police. They take the Man away.
Now People can look at the monkeys play with each other.
People can walk by the Lions and Tigers and See their Body Parts.
People can toss peanuts at the Bears who spread their legs.

People do not want to see a naked person.
People love to see a naked animal.
People are strange.

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See the Zoo. The Zoo did not notice the Man in the Coat.
The Zoo did not see the Police. The Zoo saw the Monkeys.
The Zoo saw the Lions and Tigers. The Zoo saw the Bears.
The Zoo also took pictures. Close-Up Pictures.
The Zoo will go home and enjoy his pictures.
People would think the Zoo Weird if they saw the pictures.
People are Strange.

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See Tom. Tom is a 'Pound Puppy'. Tom goes into Animal Shelters at Night.
Tom Plays with the Dogs there. Play Tom Play. 
Tom enjoys the Dogs. The Dogs enjoy Tom. Play Tom Play.
Tom goes home Happy and Sad. Happy because the Dogs were happy.
Sad because the Dogs won't be there in 30 days. 
People spend Years on Death Row. Dogs get 30 days.
People are Strange.

The End